Never try this at home!

the doll

i know that all dolls are nice...but my doll is EVIL!WHEN I SAID EVIL I MENT IT!SHE IS A MAN EATING UGILY DOLL!

a pig

Come buy the pig you've been waiting for! worst wheat!made of wood!dosn't move!easy to butcher!
only 100,000,000,000,000,000 dollers!not on sale!